About Us

Anyion Group is a multi-disciplinary professional services organization. Our employees provide unique management, consulting, legal, information technology and engineering services to customers in most major industries, agencies and organizations with specific focuses in the banking, investment and communications industries. We provide special services for special needs.

Important Considerations:

Client Confidentiality.
Anyion does not, has not, and will never disclose specific clients receiving our services. We do not disclose what services we provide. All Anyion employees operate under strong NDAs. All Anyion contractors operate under strict exclusivity and non-disclosure agreements.

No Marketing.
We do not market our professional services. We rely strictly on word of mouth between our clients and industry colleagues to create new business. This allows us to focus on the most important function of our business - keeping our clients happy. We have no sales staff. We have no marketing staff. As such, our client retainer and engagement rates do not contain markups associated with those elements of business overhead.

Referrals Only.
While we are happy to allow the general public and internet customers to interact with our Anyion Services (communications services group) and print brokerage, our professional services group and corporate office do not interact with the general public. No new clients are accepted without a referral from one of our business units or an existing client.

Secured Facilities.
Nope, you can’t show up at one of our offices. Clients can schedule office appointments and conference meetings with their client services manager. All office visitors are subject to search and background check. No cameras, camera phones or other photo/video equipment will be permitted inside our facilities. You will be required to provide a valid photo ID or passport, along with your social security number and full legal name to the entry control officer on-duty.

Professionally Irreverent.
We have no sacred cows. We’ll slaughter all of yours too. Clients who do not have thick skin or are otherwise needy, not willing to force change in their processes and organization, or don’t have senses of humor need not apply. You pay us to say what is on our minds, protect your business, and eliminate rotten or otherwise unproductive elements in your processes, vendors, employees and processes.

Contacting Us:

Mail…
We do still occasionally get postal mail. And we do like Christmas Cards. Corporate mail can be sent to:
PO Box 42, Saxapahaw, NC 27340-0042.

If you are mailing a specific person, using a package service or sending materials by courier, please ask your recipient for their current mailing address. We maintain 4 regional headquarters, 16 domestic satellite offices and 3 international offices. Thanks to WAN connectivity, your representative could be in any of our offices at any time. Be sure you get their current address.

Fax…
Every employee has a dedicated personal fax number. If it’s not in their email signature, please ask them for it. If you’re a fax spammer looking to find a number here, you’ve come up short.

Phone…
Every employee has one or more dedicated phone numbers. Most employees operate out of multiple offices and have local direct dial numbers for each location which reach them regardless of what office they are in that day. If their numbers are not in their email signature, please ask them for them. You can call any number you have for them. Our phone system is quite intelligent; it knows where to find any given employee, at any time, regardless of where their travels have taken them.

Please note, for productivity reasons we recently disabled voicemail for all employees - in all Anyion offices - and on all corporate cell phones. If you’re a telemarketer, sales person or other cold-caller looking to find a phone number here, you too have come up short.

Email…
Recently, we have started implementing productivity concepts similar to those suggested by Timothy Ferriss in ‘The 4-Hour Work Week’. Simply put if you’re not a client, family or Queen Elizabeth, we won’t be reading your email. Corporate correspondence can be sent the old fashioned way… via USPS to the mailing address above.

Yep… that’s right. You didn’t find any contact information here other than a mailing address. But thanks for reading the whole thing. And no, you won’t find a phone number or email address anywhere else on our corporate site.  Don’t say we didn’t warn you about us being irreverent… it’s right on the front page.  Have a great day!